MALE VS. FEMALE LOGIC!
Woman: Do you drink Guinness?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $9.00
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810. In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Woman: How many a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $9.00
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810. In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink Guinness?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
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A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. My work is done here.
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